Brit Brit... gotta love her.

Dear Brit Brit,

I've been your fan since the tender and impressionable age of 14. I've stuck by you through your "virgin" phase, your marriage to K-fed and subsequent (inevitable) divorce, and I even stuck up for you when people said the pink wig was a bad look. But I have to come clean. Your music videos just don't make sense anymore. I mean really, there is no plot. In fact, your viewers are actually left utterly baffled instead of playfully confused.

Well anyway, at least you still look hot.